The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.

Psyche you out?" I repeat. "I'm your FRIEND. I wouldn't do that." He doesn't say anything. I can tell he doesn't believe me-not quite.

If ever there was a dwelling worthy of the Creator, it would be... in a truly Thankful heart.

If you are living an original life, there is absolutely no need to compete with anyone else.

Send your noble blood to market and see what it will bring.

Philosophy seems to me on the whole a rather hopeless business.

The truth of Moore's law has made remarkable things possible. On the software side, I think natural user interfaces in all their forms are equally significant.

It is a good thing to be rich and strong, but it is a better thing to be loved.

Love God, Embrace beauty, Live life to the fullest.

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

Take off the veil of hypnotism which you have cast upon the world, send not out thoughts and words of weakness unto humanity.