The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

True love is usually the most inconvenient kind.

One person's greatest regret is another person's greatest memory.

We live in an incredibly dynamic universe that gives us what we wish for, like a waking dream

The rich are more envied by those who have a little, than by those who have nothing.

The trouble with really seeing and really hearing is that then we really have to do something about what we have seen and heard.

A word that has been said may be unsaid-it is but air. But when a deed is done, it cannot be undone, nor can our thoughts reach out to all the mischiefs that may follow.

The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party

By questioning all the aspects of our business, we continuously inject improvement and innovation into our culture.

Just from being with my grandmother, my maturity escalated. And now I'm in tune to the needs of people. It was a large responsibility, taking care of a human being.

Every single person has leadership ability. Some step up and take them. Some don't. My answer was to step up and lead.