The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

The quickest way to find honey is to follow bees.

...And meanwhile the Galaxy ran through space and left behind those signs old and new and I still hadn't found mine.

The childhood shows the man As morning shows the day.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Look, one of the things that I know for sure is that none of us truly knows. That's it. It'll hit you later.

I think we've tied acquiring knowledge too much to school

American women were frustrated in just the role of housewife - but they also managed to enlarge it. And they weren't just housewives, they were community leaders.

One could imagine a period like Japan13 years ago, however, in which indexing over time wouldn't work.

Men and women would be even more unhappy if they really understood one another.

Schizophrenia is a successful attempt not to adapt to pseudo- social realities.