The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Faith is holy flame.

If you don’t want to regret your life late, then begin to invest your time, begin to measure your life.

Be careful what you wish for. Especially out loud.

Happiness... consists in giving, and in serving others.

The worst enemy of truth and freedom in our society is the compact majority.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

If it is true, as used to be said, that oversalting means the cook is in love, at least one cook at Le Cirque must be head over heels.

The woman is the fiber of the nation. She is the producer of life. A nation is only as good as its women.

No society ever thrived because it had a large and growing class of parasites living off those who produce.

There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.