The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

As if I hadn't spent a lifetime pretending to forget.

To me everything in business boils down to this: do you genuinely care about your customers - or just their cash?

A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.

I always look on the bright side of everything. If you keep aiming for some goal, you usually get there if you don't give up.

There are only three things we 'have to' do in this world we have to be born, we have to die, and we have to live until we die. Everything else is a choice!

It's my feeling that any writer can get an emotion into a story without being sentimental as long as the emotion is dealt with honestly, with sufficient clarity, and detail.

The person you are is a thousand times more interesting than the best actor you could ever hope to be.

Love / Through all the ups and downs the joys and hurts / Love / For better or worse I still will choose you first

I see things, that's all. Write enough stories and every shadow on the floor looks like a footprint; every line in the dirt like a secret message.

Sexual desire declines after four to seven years. That's been proven.