The only thing I've kind of missed is finding a really good western that I want to do, because I watched westerns a lot.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

I could stand before him, be in his arms as I was just then, and still be lost to him, some phantom of a desire he cherished more than he cherished me, the woman he claimed to love.

The Bible was composed in such a way that as beginners mature, its meaning grows with them.

When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied "There's a first time for everything so try to be funny and brief."

I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.

until ... the promiscuous woman is recognized, not only in law but in public opinion, as being neither better nor worse than the promiscuous man, equality has not been won in the moral sphere.

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.

As she read the ten commandments for the first time, a Chinese woman said, "I don't see how anyone can very well get on without them."

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere.

I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.

It's in your hands to make the world a better place.