The only thing I want from my money is to die in comfort.

To get over the guilt of drinking, take your brandy in milk. This way, it becomes medicinal.

It's no good saying one thing and doing another.

Those who say they would write a book if only they had time will never become authors.

Constancy in a man is rare.

Her love for him was almost like a pain in itself.

And, like the prodigal son, he had returned broken in body and also in mind to the house where he had been born, and he and his child had been welcomed with open arms.

Who wanted to live to a hundred and one? Who wanted to go on living at all at times?

Try not to worry, for time is a great healer.' Such words were futile.

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

Mad and sad is a good mix for poor decisions.

Unleash in the right time and place before you explode at the wrong time andplace.

If you have hung yourself out to dry, it means that you are still wet behind the ears.

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.

There is no forgiveness in nature.

I've been a serial monogamist my whole life so I think at this point I'm just going to take a break.

Universities are meant to pass the torch of civilization.

Most screen violence is tedious.

What we philosophers can do is just correct the questions.