The only thing Native Americans ever did better than the rest of us is spirituality. Of course, that's everything, isn't it?

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then, headslap them out of your way.

It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

I believe that if you die trying to be your best, the world is still a better place.

Eternity, sacred time.

Art in the blood is liable to take the strongest forms

It is commonly thought that everything that is can be put into words.

As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

True invective requires great imagination.

But, you know, I just want to play well and have fun playing well.

Thoughts that voluntary move Harmonious numbers.

A whale out of water is over-run by ants.

Our inventions mirror our secret wishes.

I went to college in Mississippi; I'm from Louisiana.