The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart.

Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?

Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right.

Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG.

I love you more than I think I should.

Any happiness, no matter how brief, seemed better than the long, simmering torture of waking up day after day, knowing I could never have him.

I couldn't stand here, hanging on, when the very thing I held disappeared more with each passing day.

I needed him like I'd never needed anyone.

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.

Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.”“She needed a ride.”I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. “What kind of ride?”“Not that kind of ride, ” he said slowly.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

Don’t talk to people you don’t want to talk to, and don’t talk about stuff you don’t want to talk about.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

I think, therefore I'm going to have breakfast.

Children... are our legacy. Our responsibility. They are our destiny and we are theirs. The extent to which we fail as parents, we fail as Gods children.

To enlist the support of the people and of parliament, you only have to propose a profitable villainy.

My mother once told me she thought hell would be nothing more than being given a glimpse of God--then having it taken away, forever.

Politicians don't create jobs.

I argued constantly with my father [Pablo Escobar] because I never liked all the violence that he created.

Football is Lotto for kids from economically vulnerable neighborhoods.