The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Never say you understand someone's pain if you haven't felt the same, because not only would you sound mocking but also ignorant.

Honoring your word is the fiber from which trust is built.

When you dream, you activate the possibility of what some call impossible.

An iron? Was he kidding? God

In my teaching, I enjoyed creating models to clearly communicate my thoughts.

I don't want any title. I just say what I say, and hopefully somebody gets it, man. I'm not perfect, and I'm just here and trying to make a dollar, and being real at the same time, you know?

It is equally a mistake to hold one's self too high, or to rate one's self too cheap.

The role of design at a company is to allow you to recreate yourself, to allow your company to find a new way of success before the old way fails.

I don't really know what I'm ever looking for, it's kind of like whatever happens to resonate at the time with me.

When we are broken because of increased hardship, we simply have to trust in the goodness of God.