The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon.

Maybe evolution is irrelevant at dinnertime.

But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair.

What’s so bad about addiction? I can’t remember. Isn’t it something about giving up your freedom? Isn’t freedom an illusion?

Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.

To sum it up, succuss is merely a small act of courageousness.

I will keep my bulk. All of it, if ye dinna mind. I will have need of it, thank ye." Derrick to Samantha.

I don’t want the next generation to fight the same fight as I did.

Detail is the heart of realism, and the fatty degeneration of art.

Nuthin' can avoid this shot 'cause it's hittin' It's so cool when you touch it, wear a mitten

When she was fifteen if you'd told her that when she was twenty she'd be going to bed with bald-headed men and liking it, she would have thought you very abstract.

By amending our mistakes, we get wisdom. By defending our faults, we betray an unsound mind.

Young love don't know nothin' when the radio plays you sing along. When she's holding on you just can't get close enough, you swear it's sent from above. It's real,it's good, and it's young love

Maybe I'm not a great man but I damn well want to break the record.

Not less than two hours a day should be devoted to exercise.