The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

I’ve done made a deal with the devil.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind door always be open.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs

With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out there and he feels good - keep at it.

Because, " she said, "when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.

Either you like cats or you don't. Whole nations have been divided on what people thought of an animal that mates openly, walks in silence and keeps its own counsel.

I was always a mean and lean athlete - not tall - not large.

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona.

You mature as far as your understanding of what it's going to take, and you increase your stamina. You don't let frustration overtake you when you're looking for change.

In all cases of heart-ache, the application of another man's disappointment draws out the pain and allays the irritation.

Do the steps that you've been shown, by everyone you've ever known, until the dance becomes your very own.

When the Chinese suspect someone of being a potential troublemaker, they always resort to one of two methods: they crush him, or they hoist him on a pedestal.

God comes to us in the things we know best and cane verify most easily, the things of our everyday life.

One either loves, or waits for love, or banishes love for good. That is the full range of possible choices.