The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

There is nothing in a crowded street more noticeable than a man running ― unless it is a woman.

Dublin is one of my favourite cities. It's an absolutely amazing place.

I was right at the edge of their circle, like the tail of a Q...

I love movies with spectacle but spectacle can be a performance, it doesn't have to be a creature.

I hope we can all overcome any differences of culture, race, and language.

Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight.

Judgments that constrain your giving are the very demons that are keeping you from receiving.

I really didn't know there was two sides to the abortion issue.

Soccer and sports are entertainment ... You can't call Beethoven's 9th Symphony or a work of Shakespeare 'entertainment.' It's not 'entertainment.' It's culture.

As the owner of the company, I'm always focusing on how my company can do more for less. And it's one of the principles of the world.