The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English, because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine dollars for the right to speak it.

Get the best people and train them well.

You already have zero privacy - get over it.

The best decision is the right decision. The next best decision is the wrong decision. The worst decision is no decision.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology too.

If everyone thinks you're doing the right thing, then everyone would be doing it. Have a controversial strategy.

Yes, we have a dress code. You have to dress.

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

Without choice, you have no innovation. Without innovation, you have nothing.

The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time.

If you are ready for the secret, you already possess one half of it, therefore, you will readily recognize the other half the moment it reaches your mind.

All the times I've been lucky enough to be a part of a show that's actually gotten on the air, it's always that same mixture of excitement and utter fear.

I think laughter comes because things are hardly working.

To share our stories is not only a worthwhile endeavor for the storyteller, but for those who hear our stories and feel less alone because of it.

Pack an outfit to change into on the plane.

Talent is a burden not a joy. I am not of this planet. I do not come from you. I am not like you.

You can find that sort of regularity in Stock Exchange quotations.

Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

I learned to practice smiling when I'm feeling sad, you know?