The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Kabbalah is all about change. It isn't about being proud of our good qualities: the wisdom is about transforming our darkness into light.

the autobiography is at one and the same time a single element in the series of the writer's created works and an interpretation of the whole series.

Rodney the ghoul?...Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him.

It is bad governments, not bad people, who cause revolutions.

For every answer, I like to bring up a question. Maybe I'm related to Alfred Hitchcock or maybe I got to know him too well, but I think life should be that way.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Steven Tyler isn't in Aerosmith anymore, but his gravestone will probably say something about Aerosmith.

I really don't worry about what people say or what they have to say or what they think - it just doesn't matter.

The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered with that old putter for two years now. It got so rude I couldn't stand it.

Mose Allison is a beautiful musician.