The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

When you lose your ego, you win. It really is that simple.

There is no such thing as an independent Christian.

Some people sit at life’ banquet table while others serve them

I really like women who get emotional about babies and puppies. I've met some incredibly cool women who are tough, but the woman you marry should have a really soft side.

I think that the best way you can get honesty across in your music to connect and relate to people is to be motivated by personal emotions, stories and feelings.

I don't write about my life in my column.

I think the less individuality you portray... not individuality but like the more solidarity you have the better.

Patriarchy is connected to greed, a symptom of a larger force that can only be dispelled through kindness and love. It's basic Buddhism.

Patience and perseverance are never more thoroughly Christian graces than when features of prayer.

I wanted at one point to act, which is a weird thing for men to want to do. It's a very vain profession.