The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Life is a game that you win when you solve the puzzle of yourself.

Country's hip it's cool music.

I'm a very slow screenwriter. It takes time for me to write a screenplay. Also, I feel it's not my strength.

Maybe you's a stank ho, maybe that's a bit mean Maybe you grew up and I'm still living like I'm sixteen.

Poetry must find ways of breaking distance.... all languages are dialects that are made to break new grounds.

Let nothing dupe you! Such is the horrible maxim that acts as a solvent upon every noble feeling man experiences.

Faith is all that dreamers need to see into the future.

Never do a thing concerning the rectitude of which you are in doubt.

In fact although I have studied in a Conservatory the classical piano, I do not consider myself a classical pianist.

Life can change your directions, even when you ain't planned it. All you can do is handle it, worst thing you can do is panic.