The only thing to know is how to use your neuroses.

Passive pleasure is no pleasure at all.

The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis.

A stage play ought to be the point of intersection between the visible and invisible worlds, or, in other words, the display, the manifestation of the hidden.

Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial.

Things always happen in series.

It is nasty when you're playing in someone else's house to point out that they don't have enough balls.

I know I earn less at my primary school than you do, but I don't have to work as hard at my primary school.

The crisis of our time is essentially a religious crisis. It is a matter of life or death.

When you think more of helping others, you set yourself up for a life of impact

Nothing kills creativity so well as a big dose of negativity.

Pride? What are you talking about?” “You wear your independence like a badge of honor. Bound and determined to allow no man to take care of you.

Patriotism is a kind of religion

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

I'm greedy for that satisfaction of doing something hard and knowing that, even though I was afraid I couldn't do it, that somehow I can deliver.

Melancholy characterizes those with a superb sense of the sublime.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.

When men can no longer be theists, they must, if they are civilized, become humanists.