The only thing we can't buy more of is time." she said. "And dodo birds. We can't buy any more of them. they're extinct. And dinosaurs.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

Jesus seemed to believe that the key to generosity wasn’t having more, but being content with what you already have.

The most distinguished persons become more revolutionary as they grow older.

Those who worship don't know, and those who know don't worship.

Being first outside the spacecraft would bring much more responsibility, and I really wasn't looking for that.

Over the past fifty years or so, scientists have allowed the conventions of expression available to them to become entirely too confining.

What we make is more important than what we are, particularly if making is our profession.

Pride is the great stumbling block of Zion. I repeat: Pride is the great stumbling block of Zion.

People watch me when I get into these characters that I have in my head, so perhaps I should try acting. So I did.

A lot of our favorite comedies in general are usually directed by writers, whether or not they wrote the original script themselves.

Even though I believe we should promote Chinese medicine, I personally do not believe in it. I don't take Chinese medicine.