The only thing worse than a known enemy is an unfriendly friend. You place your trust on him or her as a friend, not knowing that you are placing your trust on a secret enemy.

Never stop exploring... with Mother Nature by your side, the possibilities are endless.

Your shyness alone will bring you more emotional and material losses than all of your other negative attributes.

There is a need for heroism in American life today.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

When you win, nothing hurts.

I find aspects of the industry tedious and hard to manage.

I've never read an article of clothing.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

In an ideal world, an individual's institutional power would be correlated perfectly with his or her value-add. In practice, this is seldom the case.

I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry.