The only thing worse than being on the wrong side of an argument is to be on the right side with no one listening.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

My name is E. Howard Hunt. I'm currently retired from more than 22 years in the profession of espionage.

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

Turning to politicians is the worst way to solve a problem.

I'm not a gambling-man. I have never bet a dollar in all my life.

If you change nothing, nothing changes.

I always loved my bangles, I can't remember a time when I didn't have a bangle on.

After I won the Heisman Trophy, it just was OK, I’m supposed to go to the NFL and so that’s what I did. I didn’t really have any expectations and I didn’t really understand how things worked.

Worrying gets you nowhere. If you turn up worrying about how you're going to perform, you've already lost. Train hard, turn up, run your best and the rest will take care of itself.