The only thing worse than finishing second is to be lying on the desert alone with your back broken. Either way, nobody ever finds out about you.

I'm not offended until you think I'm offended.

Success is what happens when you have given your dreams all that you think that you have in you, but still persist in giving them some more.

I think the hardest thing to do in a relationship is something for yourself.

You make deals in business and in government if you're smart.

Laws do not curb the lawless. After all, that's why we call them 'lawless.'

When you're younger, think less and do more; when you're older, do less and think more.

When you have absolutely no idea what's going to happen to you or what your career's going to end up like and you're just really open to anything, then you don't really have anything to loose.

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

You saw my leg?" "How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg.

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.