The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

People come and go, some stay for a while some leave soon. But when they go they take away the memories, promises, dreams and a part of my life.

We live in an age when it is cheaper to buy the rights to movies than to make them.

Some guys have trouble sleeping the night before an important round. I never have. Invariably, I sleep longer and better, and have more dreams, when I'm in contention and feeling pressure.

I don't think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.

The big picture, I think, is that common ancestry is evidentially prior to natural selection in Darwin's theory and in contemporary evolutionary biology as well.

A person of any mental quality has ideas of his own. This is common sense.

If you are given a lot of money without having to work for it, you won't appreciate it as much as if you made it yourself.

A clear rule for self-control handed down by the Fathers is this: stop eating while still hungry and do not continue until you are satisfied.

Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)