The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I take it we're friends now, " Henry said. "We must be, " Gansey replied. "Jane says it should be so.""It should be so, " Blue agreed.

Only God and His angels can hear our hearts duet.

Question: Where do I go from here?Answer: Out of your comfort zone. In the direction of your dreams.

Spiritual is criterion, where free will exists in plenty.

The only important thing about design is how it relates to people.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

Whether it's Vessaluis, or Nightray, there's no difference! I just want to be friends with you!

Harassment is about power---the undue exercise of power by a superior over a subordinate.

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

There are not many companies in China that dare to say in public, We dont offer bribes, or companies that operate only by market rules.