The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.

If they didn't take you seriously, they would never see you coming.

The writer of good will carries a lamp to illuminate the dark corners.

I have a kind of old-fashioned, artisan approach.

There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.

The truth of truths is love.

Now different races and nationalities cherish different ideals of society that stink in each other's nostrils with an offensiveness beyond the power of any but the most monstrous private deed.

Goering's ideas betray a consistent desire to create something essentially new, implying all the historic virtues, but unlike [anything] of the past.

Of all the adventures and challenges that wait on the vagabonding road, the most difficult can be the act of coming home.

If you're first, no one will ever remember. If you're wrong, no one will ever forget.