The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

The whole point to life-that you have to experience yourself, but then when you do you realize that you've learned so much from the bad things that sometimes they're better than the good things.

A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable

I have retired, but if there's anything that would kill me it is to wake up in the morning not knowing what to do.

Apparently one impression we are making... is that creativeness consists of lightning striking you on the head in one great glorious moment.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

Man has, since the Enlightenment, dealt with things he should have ignored.

Every time I fumble or drop a ball I am embarrassed.

In reality, we haven't escaped the gravity of life at all. We are still beholden to ecological laws, the same as any other life-form.

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

Most people are doing the best they can, given what they know and understand, including you. If they knew more and were aware of more, they would do things differently.

Poems don't have to rhyme... Poems are about beauty and emotion; in other words poems are about feelings.