The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I wanted to tell her not to entertain despair like this. Despair wasn't a guest, you didn't play its favourite music, find it a comfortable chair. Despair was the enemy.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

Nothing is more paralyzing than the idea of limitless possibilities.

Those activities at which you excel with no effort at all - those are the ones you ought to pursue to the detriment of others.

What surprises me, what amazes me, is that it seems the military people were expecting to stumble on large quantities of gas, chemical weapons and biological weapons.

You're the beautiful one. It's society that's ugly.

Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!

At home I drive an old Land Rover.

Ultimately, I think authenticity is always key, no matter what you do in life. It's also key to the branding side of things.

Only the strongest players can swim in the shark-infested waters of the Masters' Seas.