The only tool the Democrats have is in the Senate, and it's the filibuster.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Get over it, Roo. If you have friends who actually like you, you’re popular enough.

Everything is complicated if no one explains it to you.

Our habitual experience is a complex of failure and success in the enterprise of interpretation. If we desire a record of uninterpreted experience, we must ask a stone to record its autobiography.

My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.

There is nothing wrong with photography, if you don't mind the perspective of a paralysed Cyclops.

Years ago on the set of Gunsmoke I read the book The Holy Science. Since then I have not eaten meat.

If you are asking the wrong question, it doesn't matter how good the answer is, you aren't going to get where you want to go.

Being a rock star was out of the question. I can't sing.

The thing that is always important to me is the relationships. I feel like until I get around with the actual people that I am going to be working with there is only so much that I can do.

The world is magic. Science is but an insipid style of sorcery.