The only two things in life that make it worth livin' / Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

There's always one more way to do things and that's your way, and you have a right to try it at least once.

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

I'm just a man, no more or no less. Bad as the worst, good as the best.

Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul.

When I look at you girl, I see a true work of art. So many beautiful things coming in one little heart.

Country music isn't a guitar, it isn't a banjo, it isn't a melody, it isn't a lyric. It's a feeling.

Each tomorrow will depend on the love you give today.

Take your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you good-bye.

So I'm not very popular here with those inside the system, as you might guess. I never wanted to be.

If you have the courage and you have the heart, that hero just might be you.

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

I have always detested any departure from reality, an attitude which I relate to my mother's poor mental health.

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man

An autobiography is only 'a sort of life' - it may contain less errors of fact than a biography, but it is of necessity even more selective: it begins later and it ends prematurely.

Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of Eden - what a sorry set of round-shouldered, spindle-shanked, crane-necked varlets would civilized men appear!

What annoyances are more painful than those of which we cannot complain?

We are still in the position of waking up and having a choice. Do I make the world better today somehow, or do I not bother?

Yellow is capable of charming God.