The only war that we must all fight is the one against evil.

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works.

The world tells us to seek success, power and money; God tells us to seek humility, service and love.

To change the world we must be good to those who cannot repay us.

Let us learn to live with kindness, to love everyone, even when they do not love us.

Let the Church always be a place of mercy and hope, where everyone is welcomed, loved and forgiven.

Having faith does not mean having no difficulties, but having the strength to face them, knowing we are not alone.

Holiness doesn't mean doing extraordinary things, but doing ordinary things with love and faith.

Throwing away food is like stealing from the table of those who are poor and hungry.

Wretched are those who are vindictive and spiteful.

Inequality is the root of social evil.

I don't have a problem with people from Slovakia and Lithuania. But I do have a problem with immigration from Islamic countries.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

If we are disappointed that men give little heed to what we utter is it for their sake or our own?

Between a tyrant and a prince there is this single or chief difference, that the latter obeys the law and rules the people by its dictates, accounting himself as but their servant.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

The journey is better than the inn".

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

My wish is to construct a system of sociology on the model of celestial mechanics, physics, and chemistry.