The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Compassion is not complete in itself, but must be accompanied by inflexible justice and wrath against sin and a desire for holiness.

And the blood remembers what the heart has never learned. The approach to kill. ("The Moon Of Montezuma")

If I disagree with you sometimes, it's because I have a mind of my own.

You move forward through knowledge. You prevail through knowledge. I love the word 'prevail.' Prevail!

Cinderella's glass shoe was the perfect size.... so why did it slip off as she ran? It must have been to attract the attention of Prince Charming. I don't see any other explanation.

I get tired of hearing my ballplayers bellyache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play.

Repetition is the mother of education.

While I'm not very talented at cooking, I am very talented at eating.

Making a record is like painting a school bus with a toothbrush

I do think that someone who decides to devote themselves entirely to the spiritual life, that that is more meritorious.