The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

There are only five things you can do in baseball: run throw catch hit and hit with power.

I love to hear a cool ambient sound at runway shows. It creates a good energy.

Hell is not filled with people who are deeply sorry for their sins. It is filled with people who for all eternity still shake their puny fist in the face of God Almighty.

I don't associate much with anybody. I'm not big on all the teachings and groups and being a part of something, I guess.

Country music is important to me, and I love it, but it's not my whole life.

We are the only institution in our society that can question a president on a regular basis and make him accountable. Otherwise, he could be king.

You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing 'Crank,' and you certainly won't for doing all the other movies I've done.

Killing people was far easier than making polite chitchat.

Fear is the disease. Hustle is the antidote Whatever it is that you’re afraid of, go after it.

My dad was a big card player.