The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

An old person knows what it’s like to be young, but a young person doesn’t know what it’s like to be old. There’s no substitute for life experience.

Over time, passion wanes, differences don't.

We don't forgive people because they deserve it. We forgive them because they need it--because we need it.

They never said winning was easy.

The heart and the almanac never agree about time.

The gift of sonship to God becomes ours not through being born, but through being born again.

Stalin’s postwar goals were security for himself, his regime, his country, and his ideology, in precisely that order.

It's the attitude about life, man. Looking at the light instead of the dark. Looking at love instead of fear.

Nobody ever invents anything You're inspired and sometimes you can improve.