The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Completely and perfectly and incandescently happy...

There are generally three parties to child abuse: the abused, the abuser and the bystander.

Inspiration in matters of taste will not come twice.

Those who want to share their code can make products and share their work without additional legal risks.

A creative person respects the creative spark in other individual men, and in all men (and women).

I just can't understand why we don't go forward and put more sanctions.

The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas.

I like things that are educational and educational. I like things that are inspirational.

In childhood I developed a serious throat infection, and my heart stopped beating. I recovered from that illness with a voice that boomed forth like Kate Smith's!

For a while it was hard for me to say no to work.