The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

You asked why I couldn't forgive you, " Nick said, very quietly, and I jumped a little. "It was because you were the love of my life, Harper. And you didn't want to be. That's hard to let go.

The real education never ends.

An ever-growing, ever-constant relationship with God makes us certain of what we believe and enables us to run with endurance.

A world compelled to good alone is as much a shrine to compulsion as a world compelled to evil only.The Twenty-first Voyage

Music is the silence between the notes.

I give the fight up let there be an end A privacy an obscure nook for me I want to be forgotten even by God.

I want to see the U.S. wiped out. Death to the U.S.

The Church will never reach her full redemptive potential until men and women with the leadership gift step up and lead.

Pause and remember - When you fight reality, you will lose every time. Once you accept the situation for what it truly is, not what you want it to be, you are then free to move forward.

An armed society is a polite society.