The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.

Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.

It takes only an apostrophe to make the word impossible possible according to the word itself

Life Is to short to read book I am not enjoying

A man's happiness: to do the things proper to man.

Punishment and reward proceed from basically the same psychological model, one that conceives of motivation as nothing more than the manipulation of behavior.

American workers won't be able to compete fairly for jobs until companies have to pay higher wages in countries like China and India.

I believe that the Belgians do possess some surrealistic gene.

I get cast a lot of times in movies with nice people, for some reason, because I have a nice face or something. I mean, it's lucky I'm nice. Usually nice people in movies can be really boring.

I like to be fascinated by the people I photograph. Sometimes I don't admire them but I'm interested in them.

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood bu those who hear it.