The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I want to bring out the best in a community and contribute something of permanent value.

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him.

If you had a large vase with a big crack down the middle of it, a Japanese art museum would put the vase on a pedestal and shine a spotlight on the crack!

The first steps in the path of discovery, and the first approximate measures, are those which add most to the existing knowledge of mankind.

Observe this dew-drenched rose of Tyrian gardens A rose today. But you will ask in vain Tomorrow what it is; and yesterday It was the dust, the sunshine, and the rains.

Enjoy the present, plot the progress, you'll still reach the goal

I was not depressed when they got me out. I have always taken my dismissals as part of the game.

So difficult it is to show the various meanings and imperfections of words when we have nothing else but words to do it with.

Time must be explicitly managed, like money.