The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. Sure, everybody wants to play God, but for me it's a full-time job. What you don't understand, you can make mean anything.

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

Be yourself, you’ll be a lot happier.

Sometimes you have to forget and forgive. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist!

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

Sorry if we can't all be unoriginal but I have a mold to break.

Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.

I probably spend six hours on just my mascara. I like to get that "Hi I want to ******* kill you" look.

I have always considered "Pascal's Wager" a questionable bet to place. Any God worth "believing in" would surely prefer an honest agnostic to a calculating hypocrite.

The time may have come to say goodbye to Muhammad Ali, because very honestly, I don't think he can beat George Foreman.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle.

African-American people adore President Obama.

Imagine, as realistically as possible, the place where you want to be in the near future, the state you wish to reach and the Universe will help you and guide you

But fame is theirs - and future days On pillar'd brass shall tell their praise; Shall tell - when cold neglect is dead - "These for their country fought and bled."

Nobody looks perfect. We have to find peace with the way we look and get on with life.

My hair was growin' too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade And When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade.

She hated her job the same way I hated my jobs because she knew she was worth more, but she also hated herself so there wasn't much point in trying to do better.