The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

War is the only game in which it doesn't pay to have the home-court advantage.

Your contribution as a coach is defending and rebounding.

He who has mastered the true nature of life does not labor over what life cannot do. He who has mastered the true nature of fate does not labor over what knowledge cannot change.

When there is information, there is enlightenment. When there is debate, there are solutions.

Mathematics as we know it and as it has come to shape modern science could never have come into being without some disregard for the dangers of the infinite.

Talking about a materialistic thing, I get about 13 times more royalties from Europe than I do from America.

Music is one of the fairest and most glorious gifts of God.

I can't stop terrorism; I can't cure cancer. But I can put some stories out there in their own quiet way that talk about tolerance.

God can have our money and not have our hearts, but He cannot have our hearts without having our money.

Not one man in a thousand has either strength of mind or goodness of heart to be an Atheist. I repeat it. Not one man in a thousand has either strength of mind or goodness of heart to be an Atheist.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

Only the poet has any right to be sorry for the poor, if he has anything to spare when he has thought of the dull, commonplace rich.