The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life.

Stories don't end, " he says. "They just turn into new beginnings." (pg. 123)

A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.

You may very well fall in love with somebody who makes less money, who's younger than you, who weighs less than you.

The aim of every authentic artist is not to conform to the history of art, but to release himself from it in order to replace it with his own history.

The average citizen expresses pride in the American Bill of Rights and then seeks to protect his real estate by restrictive covenants.

Don't have any more secrets than you can keep yourself.

I don't have a problem expressing myself.