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Frankie Boyle Quotes: The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.
         

The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.


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For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.



Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.



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As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.



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Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!



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In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.



My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.

My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.



Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.



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I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.



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The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?





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