The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.

When a man in purple and screaming pink stares at you, you know it's time to change your appearance.

People, please remember that I choose my words very carefully. Assumptions are your enemy.

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.

I do know how to win.

Let this be our rule for goodwill and helpfulness, that whenever we are able to assist others we should behave as stewards who must someday give an account of ourselves.

All of my decisions I made when I was a kid were decisions, would my mother and father be proud of.

Only those who live on the labor of the ignorant are the enemies of science. Real love and real religion are in no danger from science. The more we know the safer all good things are.

The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social.

They never let Rider [Strong] and I do scenes together because we would look at each other and start laughing.