The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm pretty sure it's hard enough to bust heads.

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

Short term gain will result in long term pain

There are no rights and wrongs. Just lessons, lessons and more lessons. With hopefully a little fun in-between.

I read science fiction every single day of my life. It's my primary love.

Hire and promote first on the basis of integrity; second, motivation; third, capacity; fourth, understanding; fifth, knowledge; and last and least, experience.

Do not do anything that anyone else can do readily.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Hip-hop can be a very closed-off community. Sometimes these barriers are demographic but it can be musical, too.

The expense is damnable, the position is ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting.

I've turned down lots and lots of work. Things that could have made me some money.

I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.