The palmist looks at the wrinkles made by closing the hand and says they signify character. The philosopher reads character by what the hand most loves to close upon.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

When your pockets are empty, go where your heart is full.

It's easy to confuse a lot of activity with a purposeful life. Do what lasts; let the rest fall away.

I never took sheet music seriously. I could do better myself just by listening to other people and using my own intuition.

we must continue to be open in the face of great opposition. No one is encouraging us to be open and still we must peel away the layers of the heart.

It's hard to win awards if there are no roles.

I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed

Many investors make the mistake of buying high and selling low while the exact opposite is the right strategy to outperform over the long term.

Nothing need be apprehended from this miserable adventurer.

Success always obsoletes the very behavior that achieved it.

Let's put the jam on the lower shelf so the little people can reach it