The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition.

It takes two men to make one brother.

The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition.

As soon as you tolerate something, it becomes bearable, and before long it will become common.

America is God's Crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and re-forming!

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

New York is the great stone desert.

Take from me the hope that I can change the future and you will send me mad.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

No, the real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the Crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races, perhaps the coming superman.

Selfishness is the only real atheism.

Your deepest scars tell the world of your greatest triumphs.

Of all the paths [that] lead to a woman's love Pity's the straightest.

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.

The balloons only have one life and the only way of finding out whether they work is to attempt to fly around the world.

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

All's well with thee if thou art in just hands.

The crime against nature will never make any great progress in society unless people are prompted to it by some particular custom.

My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good on the field for you.

Free your heart from hatred - forgive. Free your mind from worries - most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more. Expect less.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.