The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

You knew the sweetness of now, now, TONIGHT! who cares for tomorrow, tomorrow is nothing, yesterday is over and done, tonight live, tonight!

Siri, what is the meaning of life? She answers: To think about questions like this. Huh. Good one.

Mood’s a thing for cattle or for making love. You fight when the necessity arises, no matter your mood.

You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.

Today, due to the massive Chinese population transfer, the nation of Tibet truly faces the threat of extinction, along with its unique cultural heritage of Buddhist spirituality.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

It's not capitalism that's failing the U.S. but socialism.

Observe constantly that all things take place by change.

You should not complain, it's not attractive.

I graduated from CUNY College of Staten Island with a 3.9 GPA in three and a half years.