The pause is a part of the walk.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Someone once said: "We do not make friends, we recognize them." And you'll know who they are because they play according to the same rules that you do.

What is the point of living this beautiful life if you do not have a mission that ends up making the world a better place to live.

I told you there was no such thing as immortality, not even for dragons.

I'm trying to stay as calm as possible and focus one day at a time, but when reality sets in, I feel everything: anxiety, excitement, nerves, pressure and joy.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

Awareness means the capacity to see a coffeepot and hear the birds sing in one's own way and not the way one was taught.

I feel like I've lived quite a sheltered life, like my mom and dad were quite protective of me.

People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.

Nobody is going to pour truth into your brain. It's something you have to find out for yourself.

I should as soon think of contradicting a bishop