The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Spirituality gives sacredness of strength.

Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers.

Fall. Stand. Learn. Adapt.

Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with shades of deeper meaning.

But there’s nothing.My life is one big meaningless cycle of nothingness.

Do the new, be the change.

What you aim for, in the first place, is to be as good as you can possibly be. This is what I do, and I'm going to try to be the best in the world.

I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him.

A tram cannot discover every road! To discover every road, one must leave the predetermined roads!

Canelo wants to test himself and see if he is among the elite fighters. This is a golden opportunity for me, so I'm very, very happy.