The people of America are tired of being misled.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships.

It feels good to read book. But it is grander to write book.

It's not about how fast you go. It's not about how far you go. It's a process.

If you mention any ideological thing about shooting Last Tango in Paris, I was thinking I was doing a political film.

For me the grotesque is necessary to understand beauty.

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism

Content with poverty, my soul I arm; And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.

& if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money aint