The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor, and I'm allowed to go on vacation.

Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great.

When you're acting on TV, you want to keep it real.

The anxiety of not knowing what my next gig is keeps me hungry.

I was very, very into animation when I was growing up. The Simpsons is still my favorite show. I have a really strong connection to it.

When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it.

I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character.

If you really want to be successful in the business, you have to make that your priority, above family and everything else. It takes up every minute of your life.

It's so fun to play a character that has so many layers that people won't even know, until the next season.

I love the idea of doing totally different types of guys for different projects. I love that I get to do this. It's so fun.

I've never done a show for more than one season, in my entire life.

If Beyoncé Knowles and Miley Cyrus represent the latest branch of feminism, then surely the male-dominated power elite must be aroused with concern.

later that night i held an atlas in my lap ran my fingers across the whole world and whispered where does it hurt?it answered everywhere everywhere everywhere.

To jealousy nothing is more frightful than laughter.

Interviewer: "What keeps you grounded?" Bieber: "Gravity." Interviewer: "What's up, Justin?" Bieber: "The sky, man."

I know that some people think differently about pilots, but I really enjoyed shooting Awakening.

Lolitas value independence and beauty above all else.

Not every age is fit for childish sports.

Happiness is all about milking the "sacred now".

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

To the one party, woman is always heresy and diabolical. To me, the opposite.